Newsletter
VIKINGS VOLUME - Issue No. 115 - 11/04/2011

Welcome everyone to our first newsletter of the season. A really big welcome though to all those people that have been able to come back to Shirley especially after the two devastating earthquakes in September and February. It will be a challenging season for Christchurch Rugby as a whole but we are looking forward to getting out there and making it all happen. We have teams in all grades this year which is fantastic. So as far as a Club is concerned we are looking strong in numbers and hope to keep it that way.
So we wish to thank all the players, parents, volunteers, supporters and all members of the Shirley Club for being a part of our "East Side" family this season. So lets get out there and enjoy it!
Club Day this season is set for 28th May 2011
- so remember to put this date in your calendar now
Open Grade Games this week (16/04/11)
Div 1 vs - HSOB - 2.45pm - Burwood 1
Div 2 vs - Lincoln University - 1.00pm - Burwood 1
Colts vs - University A - 1.30pm - Burwood 2
Div 4 vs - Belfast M Classics - 2.45pm - Sheldon 3
Shirley W Classics vs Sumner S - 3.00pm - Burwood 2
Go Shirley
Results for Saturday 9 April 2011
(Shirley results are first)
Open Grades
Divison 6 - Shirley W's
Coach: Stu Lockie
Played: Christchurch
Score: Won 13 - 10
Division 4
Coach: Alan Dent
Played: Marist Albion Classics
Score: Lost 12 - 31
Colts
Coach: Peter Cuff
Played: University B
Score: Lost 19 - 24


Division 2
Coach: Richard Jack/Mike Ashby
Played: Linwood
Score: Won 37 - 24
Division 1
Coach: Allan Lindsay/Brent Reid/Chris Coombes
Manager: John Robbins Played: Linwood
Score: Lost 7 - 92



Seniors Game against the Russians 27/3/11
Juniors are having their Grading Games at present
Photos of our Under 7 Black playing Christchurch Black at the weekend


Work Available
Builders/Hammerhands/Labourers Required- immediate start- please phone Roger Parlane 021 502 486
Jokers Wild 
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
The Priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.'
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, 'Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words.'
Sister Mary Katherine said, 'Hard bed.'
'I'm sorry to hear that,' the Priest said, 'We will get you a better bed.'
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. 'You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.
'Cold food,' said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. 'You may say two words today.'
'I quit,' said Sister Mary Katherine .
'It's probably best', said the Priest, 'You've done nothing at all but moan since you've been here.'
Junior News and Events
More photos of our U7 Black team




In the Club
Most of our Open Grade games are to be played at Burwood Park this week so feel free to check out the games and then go up to the Club for a drink afterwards. Clubrooms will be open from 2.30pm onwards.
Photo below is when the Russian Team were playing here on 27 March 2011 and the speeches after the game - a good game was played and everyone enjoyed the event.

Whats coming up
At this stage we only have Club Day confirmed as 28th May 2011
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This newsletter
is designed to be a communication tool for Shirley Rugby - if you have
any information you wish to share with the Club or anything to report or
disagree with or even change (or if you wish to receive a copy of this
newsletter or future newsletters) please email me on shonam@slingshot.co.nz or
phone me: Shona on 3892764 (leave a message if I am not there)



























