VIKINGS VOLUME - Issue No. 96 - 19 April 2010

Welcome to Shirley Rugby's first newsletter for the season and hopefully almost everyone has started to play the game of rugby and is enjoying their first few games.

Please note that we are starting a "Juniors Page" on the web site and this is for any information the junior section want to put on it. It may be some photos or advising how their game went on Saturday or just general news - birthdays/great try's/news on your team or whatever. If you email it to me I will get it on your "Junior Page". email shonam@slingshot.co.nz

Club Day - Saturday 29th May - put this in your calendar now

Open Grade Games this week (26/04/10)

Div 1 vs Sydenham - 2.45pm -  Sydenham 1
Div 2 vs  Belfast - 1.00pm - Sheldon 1
Colts vs  Sydenham - 1.00pm - Sydenham 1
Div 4 vs  Sydenham – 2.45pm – Hansen Pk 1
Classics vs Sydenham S - 2.45pm – Burwood 1

Go Shirley

Results for Saturday 12 April 2010
(Shirley results are first)

Open Grades

Divison 6 - Shirley W's

Coach:    Stu Lockie
Played:    Belfast M
Score:      Lost 7 - 10

Division 4

Coach:    Alan Dent
Played:   Hornby
Score:      Lost 23 - 48

Colts

Coach:  Vic Holloway
Played:  HSOB
Score:    Won 49 - 12

Division 2

Coach:     Brent Reid/Chris Coombes
Played:     Sumner
Score:       Lost 15 - 23

Division One

Coach:      Brendan Laney/Craig Lindsey
Manager: Ken Cowles
Played:      Lincoln University
Score:        Won 24 - 23

Juniors

Under 6 Blue

Coach: Jason Graham/Craig Hamilton
Played: Burnside Black
Score: Lost 10 - 12 (player of the day Flynn Hamilton)

Under 6 Black

Coach: Hamish Binnie/Chris Coombes
Played: Burnside Red
Score: Lost 9 - 12

Under 6 White

Coach: Kelvin Ufton/Chris Walker
Played: Lyttleton
Score: Won 7 - 6

Under 7 Blue

Coach:    Mitchell/Jordan
Played:   Burnside Black
Score:     Lost 14 - 16

Under 7 Black

Coach: Andrew Robb
Played: Lyttleton
Score: Won 11 - 8

Under 7 White

Coach: Greg Topp
Played: Linwood Black
Score: Lost 8 - 13

Under 8 Blue

Coach: Bevan Stewart/Andrew Griffin
Played: Burnside Black
Score: Lost 7 - 8

Under 9 Blue

Coach: Mike Williams
Played: HSOB White
Score: Won 80 - 15

Under 10 Blue

Coach: Damian Curtain/Matt Roberts
Played: Belfast Black
Score: Won 90 - 5

Under 10 Black

Coach: Alby Brown/William McIvor
Played: Christchurch Crystal
Score: Lost 0 - 45

Under 11 Blue

Coach:    Todd Fearon/Bernard Rose
Played:   Hornby
Score:     Won by default (so played 15 minutes v Sumner Lost 0 - 10 AND played 25 mins Lyttleton and won 25 - 0)

Under 12 Blue

Coach: Sean Walker/Richard Jack
Played: HSOB Blue
Score: Lost 0 - 43

Under 13 Blue

Coach: Mike Culley/Al Drye
Played: Linwood
Score: Lost 7 - 17

Jokers Wild

FLORIDA or THE MOON

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther way... Florida or the Moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, 'What's the story?'

He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'

She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

Junior News and Events

Junior Committee Details - 2010

Junior Club Captain
Debbie Curtain – Contact Details 029 383 8414 or relax@espressocarwashcafe.co.nz

Committee Members
Sarah Jack – Contact Details 027 636 3928
Terry Naylor – Contact Details 027 434 4667
Chrissy Roberts – Contact Details 021 374 225
Janelle McLachlan – Contact Details 3858 096
Hayley McLachlan – Contact Details 3858 096
Suellen Robb – Contact Details 942 0519

In the Club

Division 1 are playing Sydenham at Sydenham so after the game come on down to the club for a quiet one. The only game at Burwood this Saturday is Classics playing Sydenham S at 2.45pm on Burwood 1.

Whats coming up

Club Day - 29 May 2010 - Keep this day free

W's Day 12 June 2010 - more details to be advised

Pre-Bledisloe Cup Luncheon - Friday 6th August 2010

MC: Tyles / Guest Speaker: Richard Loe

Shirley Rugby - The Friendly Club Eastside
This newsletter is designed to be a communication tool for Shirley Rugby - if you have any information you wish to share with the Club or anything to report or disagree with or even change (or if you wish to receive a copy of this newsletter or future newsletters) please email me on shonam@slingshot.co.nz or phone me: Shona on 3892764 (leave a message if I am not there)